Episode Calendar

January, 2015

January, 2015

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H1 6 AM - 1 - We're back from vacay LIVE! (and in full effect mode! Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue!); Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Bullet train groundbreaking is going down right now in Fresno; Jack had 9 baby goats over the break; The War in Afghanistan is over but not really.
H2 7 AM - 1 - Chris Christie Bro Hugged Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones et al in an uproarious celebration. 2 - Joe Getty has New Years thoughts; A listener made pendants from Vincent's selfies; Joe got the new iPhone 6; Prince Andrew involved in sex scandal. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - What is the definition of an "idiot?"; Joe Getty's New Year's Resolutions for the show.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Parents at Jack's son's school brought him dinner for a week after he had chemo; California has over 900 new laws for 2015. 2 - ABC News correspondent Steve Portnoy reports on what we can expect out of Washington DC for the New Year; More new CA laws. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jimmy Fallon was funny on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee; Simpsons voice actor does a great Nixon impression.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Joe went out drinking with his daughter; Even more(!) new CA laws. 2 - The kicking game has changed in the NFL; Rice cake warning in Japan; New Sac State prez could change the "festering work culture". 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Afghanistan stuff; Tablets in cars may be dangerous or something; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Boehner may get dethroned; 3 new Girl Scout cookie flavors.
H2 7 AM - 1 - ABC News correspondent Alex Stone is in Las Vegas at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) talking to us about all the hottest gadgets and technology. 2 - Jack wants a Neil Young-backed Pono music player; Imagine a world where your garage door opens automatically!. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - We get struck with a case of Bigfoot mania.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Some dudes are free-climbing a big mountain or something; Cities are looking to ban sledding in the snow. 2 - Sledding in the snow is dangerous!; The Bachelor has a 6k square foot farm in Iowa. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Some royal guy is embroiled in a sex scandal.
H4 9 AM - 1 - More Christie Cowboys criticism; Texts; Jerry Brown's State of the State speech. 2 - Drew Carey is hosting the Late Late Show; Health notes for the flu season. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Congress is still mostly old white dudes; Hedge fund manager gunned down by son for lowering his allowance; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Marshall Phillips wants to go camping; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - "Manspreading" is a nothing that's become a something (or something).
H2 7 AM - 1 - Steven Brill Talks About His New Book "America's Bitter Pill: Money, Politics, Back-Room Deals, and the Fight to Fix Our Broken Healthcare System". 2 - More with Brill. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Boehner is darker than ever; Terrorist attack in Paris on satirical magazine.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Activists Hold Conference in Support of "Queer Animal Liberation". 2 - ABC News correspondent Tom Rivers is in London reporting on the Paris terrorist attack at a satirical newspaper. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CVS receipts are hella long; A prescription for viagra was found with Al Sharpton's name on it; 60 Minutes reporter's sexy texts leaked.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Jack's kids play Rock-Paper-Scissors for reading time; Naked woman gets stuck in ex-boyfriend's chimney; Sexty Minutes!. 2 - Bullet Train groundbreaking in Fresno; The Internet of Things may be awesome or dumb. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Bullet train stuff and sexting; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Michael is into soft, breaded pretzels now; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Hostage standoffs in France; More on the Paris terror attack.
H2 7 AM - 1 - Flu shots at the Walgreens; Is Justin Bieber's crotch padded in his new Calvin Klein adverts? 2 - NY Times columnist David Brooks: I Am Not Charlie Hebdo; Celeb. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - ABC News correspondent Tom Rivers is in Paris reporting on the 2 ongoing hostage situations there.
H3 8 AM - 1 - California newspaper office vandalized over use of "illegal" immigrant label; Mark Steyn on the satirical magazine terror attack and the media's reaction to it. 2 - The Tech Guy Leo Laporte talks hot CES gadgets with us including self-driving cars and robots. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Paris terror update; Muslim leader speaks out against violence.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Clearance Rack. 2 - CR. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CR; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Golden Globes highlights (and lowlights!).
H2 7 AM - 1 - CBS News military analyst Jeff McCausland talks with us about the very latest with the Paris attackers. 2 - More Golden Globes stuff. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - George Zimmerman got arrested again; Boko Haram may have killed up to 2k people.
H3 1-12-15 8AM - The Saudis Are Flogging Some Blogger Dude For 20 Weeks Straight Cuz He Criticized The Government
H4 9 AM - 1 - Ashley Dobson from RedAlertPolitics.com reports on Obama's "free college" proposal that may cost $60 billion; Justin Bieber's photoshop controversy continues; That movie "Selma" portrays LBJ incorrectly. 2 - LBJ's BH; The problems of affluent children; 60 Minutes story on marijuana. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More Golden Globes crap; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Prius cars be silent; We have a scale in the studio for some reason; Openings. 2 - Every story is a delight; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack finally got a second opinion.
H2 7 AM - 1 - Should Obama (or anyone of significance in the Obama admin) have gone to that rally in Paris; Joe Getty has vast knowledge of hemispheres. 2 - Jack dislikes instant replay; What's up with going to a restaurant to watch The Big Game?; Tapestries of Mohammed. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Saudi cleric issues fatwa against snowmen.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Tim "the Lawyer" Sandefur joins us LIVE in studio to talk about everything on the Charlie Hebdo story. 2 - More with TTL. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More TTL; You Hear A Thomas Goldstein Argument, And It Is Just As Sweet As Honey.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Celebrity Apprentice and The Bachelor are dumb; Working hard to get ahead is also dumb, so just stay on welfare!; The welfare cliff. 2 - Drexel Univ criminal justice Professor Rob D'Ovidio talks to us about the Defense Dept's social media accounts being hacked yesterday. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack was asked if he knows about Jesus' teachings; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Movies n stuff; Marshall Phillips got food shamed; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Guy who got a Romney face tattoo isn't endorsing Mitt.
H2 7 AM - 1 - Fallout continues for Obama not sending anyone to the Paris march. 2 - Politico's Steve Shepard reports on Gavin Newsom's Power Play in CA. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The Hollande vs Netanyahu subplot; Some republican compared Obama to Hitler on the Twitter.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Studies on marriage. 2 - More on the Hitler/ Obama/ Twitter thing. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack's 4-year-old son has his first piano lesson today.
H4 9 AM - 1 - CBS military analyst Mike Lyons talks Bokko Horam's latest slaughterings. 2 - Some bull sired 500k offspring; Jack's having goat problems. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Psychopathy, sociopathy, and selfies; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Those guys climbed that big rock El Capitan mountain or something.
H2 7 AM - 1 - FDA approves device to help you lose weight; FBI arrested some dude for plotting to attack the Capitol and his dad defended him. 2 - Nascar driver says his ex-gf was a paid assassin. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Bitcoin is hella cheap; Senator proposed higher federal gas tax; The Ron Paul Institute says the Paris terror attack is a "false flag."
H3 8 AM - 1 - CA state senator Cathleen Galgiani talks about proposing ADA legislation that would provide relief for businesses. 2 - Someone said "dick poop" at the Oscar nomination thingy; Texts on ADA lawsuits; Jack saw a bunch of fat people yesterday. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The State of Jefferson is having a thing; Scaling The Don Wall means anything is possible.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Polls n numbers n stuff; Anarchy and the jihadi movement; Jack's reading a book called "The Dynamite Club"; Are you thriving, struggling, or suffering? 2 - The Ron Paul Institute says the Paris terror attack is a "false flag". 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - To his daughter's dismay, Joe ate all the frozen pizza last nite; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Remember rollerblades, bro?; Vincent is going to a gay club; Openings. 2 - Early COW; A Very Special MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More students are being served dinner at school now.
H2 7 AM - 1 - CBS News reporter Teri Schultz is in Brussels reporting on the Belgian terror raids. 2 - More on Belgian terror raids; Community college MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News; John Kerry Brought Hugs And James Taylor To France. 4 - Joe Getty's Vietnamese Haircut Theatre; Joe Getty nearly had his eyebrows shaved off.
H3 8 AM - 1 - 1-16-15 8AM - Parents Investigated For Neglect After Letting Kids Walk Home Alone. 2 - More on kids walking alone. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Obama is doing interviews with YouTube celebrities; Male celebs are wearing make-up; Joe was Fancy back in the day; Scott Walker in 2016.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Clearance Rack. 2 - Bonus MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Sean, Vincent, Michael, and Marshall take over the radio show!; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - The State of the Scrotum is strong; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Bruno Mars is the new James Brown; Joe got his "stress test" at the doctor yesterday and proved he does, indeed, have a heart.
H2 7 AM - 1 - Ian Bremmer, President of Eurasia Group, talks about his Top 10 Risks for 2015 report. 2 - College says no to "Vagina Monologues". 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Tiger Woods lost a tooth.
H3 8 AM - 1 - ABC News correspondent Alex Stone is in Colorado reporting on the James Holmes jury selection. 2 - Obama didn't mention Al Qaeda during his State of the Union speech; NY Times columnist Thomas Friedman mocked Obama's SOTU. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Snakes at the Lowe's and tapeworms in the brain.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Congressman Tom McClintock talks SOTU with us. 2 - New England Patriots and their underinflated balls; Income from government is growing. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - There's lots of poo in San Francisco; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - TLC is on Kickstarter; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Larry Wilmore says Cosby is guilty; Patriots coach press conference on Deflategate; Woman who literally has "no fear".
H2 7 AM - 1 - Cops have a gadget that can see through your walls; Video of NJ cops shooting and killing a black man. 2 - Jack talks gay marriage; Can an employer ask job seekers if they've been convicted of a felony?. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - ABC News correspondent Steven Portnoy reports on Boehner inviting Netanyahu to speak at the Capitol.
H3 8 AM - 1 - The Most Dangerous Sexual Positions. 2 - Congress people were tweeting during the SOTU. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CBS News correspondent Steve Futterman reports on Deflategate.
H4 9 AM - 1 - NFL adverts on domestic violence; Jeb and Mitt are hanging out. 2 - Russell Wilson divorce stuff; Politicians be fundraising n stuff; How much do the richest people give to charity? 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The Hitler selfie; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Pie Crust daiquiris are on tap; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - We all go on the record for Deflategate.
H2 7 AM - 1 - New TLC show "My Husband's Not Gay"; SSA - Same Sex Attraction; More Deflategate; "American Sniper" movie controversy. 2 - Jack made hamburger gravy; Oscars and racism. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Listener Steve is in Germany and talks to us about the anti-islamic protests there.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Europe and immigration; Seahawks RB isn't answering questions. 2 - How to know if your date likes you. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Joe talks 2016; MSNBC questioned if Obama is close to reality.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Clearance Rack. 2 - CR? 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CR; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Marshall ate 6 bacon sandwiches with ketchup; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - "My Husband's Not Gay" TLC show follow-up; Feinstein wants more troops on the ground; There's a snowstorm in New York or something.
H2 7 AM - 1 - A political friend is maybe possibly allegedly involved in some sort of sex scandal story thingy; A drone was found on the White House lawn. 2 - Bill Maher called Chris Kyle a "psychopath patriot" . 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Miss USA was asked "what message would you send to the terrorists?"
H3 8 AM - 1 - Palin said stuff in Iowa or something; 2016 talk. 2 - Luke Rosiak from the Washington Examiner talks about his story "Public housing officials won't verify whether residents are the truly needy". 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Blake Shelton was on SNL; Guy died from a stab wound he got 55 years ago; Cops be takin' pictures of our license plates n stuff.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Freelance reporter Nick Barnets is in Athens reporting on the Greek elections; So the Pro Bowl happened n stuff; Super Bowl is Sunday; We talk more about balls. 2 - Jack had a Chicago Hot Dog at Der Wienerschnitzel. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The comedy stylings of one Hillary Clinton; Your own Abraham Lincoln merkin; Nigeria is a big country; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Obama reached into his mouth to grab his gum in India; There's a snowstorm in New York or something; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - ABC News correspondent Aaron Katersky reports on a Russian spy ring being busted in New York.
H2 7 AM - 1 - There is no news story that we, the people, can get to care about anymore. 2 - The whole Fox News "no-go zones" in Europe controversy; No hominem. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Grit and gratitude join reading, writing and arithmetic on report cards.
H3 8 AM - 1 - KFC's Double Down Dog; More on grading students on grit and gratitude. 2 - More on this Common Core crap. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Lance Armstrong said he's probably use dope again; Jack says flatulence is not funny, but testes may be.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Obama can't stop chewin' on that Nicorette gum; CA gas tax revenue confusion; Gas prices be low. 2 - Politico's Ken Vogel reports on his stories about the Koch brothers (and their buddies) planning to spend nearly $900 million on the 2016 election.and "The Rise of Scam PACs." 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - One of the women on The Bachelor said she's a virgin; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Vincent tries to convince Jack and Joe to get on the Instagram; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Details on the brazen heist of the Wells Fargo museum's golden nuggets in San Francisco yesterday.
H2 7 AM - 1 - ABC News correspondent Alex Stone is in Phoenix at the Super Bowl reporting on the wackiness of Super Bowl Media Day. 2 - Nanny left terrified after man hacked into toddler's babycam and used speaker to tell her the little girl 'is cute'. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack prefers reading on his iPhone over his iPad; Scientists can now unboil an egg and that matters for some reason; What's up with people who order their eggs over hard?
H3 8 AM - 1 - Do retired people get bored?; Rand Paul got 3 Pinocchios from the Washington Post regarding his comments about people on disability . 2 - More on people on disability. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Did Sam Smith steal from Tom Petty?; Your exercise equipment is lying to you.
H4 9 AM - 1 - CBS News military analyst Mike Lyons talks the latest on ISIS with us. 2 - Al Sharpton versus The Teleprompter Volume 4; The New York Times wrote a long ass piece about the romance of wine n stuff; Jack ain't orderin' no $200 bottle of wine. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack got a nice text from a friend about the show; Tom Brady has a cold or something; Homework in the 1st grade; 6 vase, flowers, wings, and the Common Core; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - White House deputy press sec called the Taliban an "armed insurgency."
H2 7 AM - 1 - ABC News correspondent Hamish McDonald reports on the ISIS prisoner swap. 2 - Comcast sent customer a bill with his name written as "A-hole". 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Lying on Facebook can result in "Digital Amnesia" which rewrites your memories and may implant false memories.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Attorney General nominee Loretta Lynch said the "Right To Work Is Shared By Everyone In This Country Regardless" of immigration status. 2 - Daniel Harper from The Weekly Standard on his story "White House Won't Call Taliban a "Terrorist Group". 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The betting line on The Big Game; Seahawks player's girlfriend may have their baby during the Super Bowl.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Key and Peele made fun of NFL player names; "Take Me To Church" by Hozier is a big hit song; NJ cop tells teen to stop shoveling snow for money. 2 - Richard Sherman seems like a good dude; Seattle is shaming residents into composting food waste; Disability stuff. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Bill Belichick and Pete Carroll both have Croatian ancestry and for some reason that's a story; Dude with 61 tattoos; Final Thoughts.
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