Episode Calendar

March, 2015

March, 2015

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H1 6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Lois Lerner's tapes/ emails have amazingly been found by the IG.
H2 7 AM - 1 - CBS News military analyst Jeff McCausland talks Iraq trying to take back Tikrit from ISIS. 2 - SNL did a sketch mocking Westerners joining ISIS; What's up with those British chicks who left the United Kingdom to join ISIS. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - A lot of what the tin foil conspiracy kooks were saying 10 years ago is actual reality now; Chicago police black site; Cops want to host Craigslist sales exchanges.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Prominent Putin opponent gunned down near the Kremlin in Russia; The dude who made Snapchat is worth over $1 billion; How many hours of sleep you need; Gavin Newsom is not running for senator. 2 - Scott Walker versus the media; 9 Popular Foods That Are Total Frauds. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More food frauds or myths or something.
H4 9 AM - 1 - LAPD shot and killed a homeless man and there's video of it!; 60 Minutes story on Lumber Liquidators selling laminate wood with formaldehyde; Joe watched Bobby Flay and a TV show called Wicked Tuna. 2 - Marshawn Lynch said to Turkish media that he was expecting the ball in the Super Bowl. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Melanie Griffith looks weird; James Clapper warned about cyberterrorism; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Happy National Pancake Day!; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The Putin opponent gunned down was walking with his hot 20-something model girlfriend; Chargers may still be looking to leave San Diego; Glendale AZ spent mad cake to host the Super Bowl.
H2 7 AM - 1 - Hillary used a personal email account to conduct Secretary of State business. 2 - ABC News correspondent Ali Weinberg talks Bebe Netanyahu addressing congress with us. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Texts on stuff; More on Hillary's email fiasco.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Daniel Kochis, Russian researcher for The Heritage Foundation, talks Putin's opponent being assassinated and what Putin is up to. 2 - We go LIVE to Bebe Netanyahu speaking to congress . 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Happy birthday, Justin Bieber!; The DEA is warning us about stoned rabbits; 400 men cuts off their testicles in India for some reason.
H4 9 AM - 1 - What's up with people trying to talk to you at the DMV?; The DMV is inept; We play sounds that only young people can hear (courtesy of Buzzfeed). 2 - CBS News reporter Robert Berger is in Jerusalem reporting on the reaction to Netanyahu's speech. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Robin Thicke is in court over "Blurred Lines"; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Lindsey Graham made a comment about Pelosi's "surgeries"; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Science journalist Bill Gifford talks about his new book "Spring Chicken: Stay Young Forever (Or Die Trying).
H2 7 AM - 1 - Bebe Netanyahu's speech was quite the spectacle. 2 - More on Netanyahu and Israel and stuff. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Hillary's email fiasco continues.
H3 8 AM - 1 - ABC News correspondent Jim Ryan reports on the Justice Dept's report on Ferguson, MO. 2 - More Israel stuff; What curse word would you make okay to say on the radio? 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Dr Ben Carson said straight people go to prison and then "come out gay"; Scott Walker's bald spot and other stuff.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Jonah Goldberg asks "Is Scott Walker Ready For Prime Time?". 2 - Washington Examiner's Michael Barone talks about his story "The Worst Colleges and Universities for Free Speech". 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Thigh Time on Fox News; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Today is a Google Doodle!; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - There's wine for cats for some reason; Something stinks in the building; People with long ass commutes; Dr Ben Carson wrote a response to the uproar over his "you come out of prison gay" comment.
H2 7 AM - 1 - CBS News military analyst Mike Lyons talk Iraq latest with us. 2 - Some parents are giving coffee to their babies; Hillary's email controversy continues. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Mike Tyson made love to ugly hotel maids in Japan.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Tim "the Lawyer" Sandefur comes on to talk about the Supreme Court hearing an Obamacare case. 2 - More Hillary email stuff; News anchors got into a fight in the Hooters parking lot. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Young people versus old people in a French song.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Seinfeld actor died; Old people versus young people n stuff; Why didn't Patricia Arquette ever fix her teeth?. 2 - Washington Post Fact Checker gave 4 Pinocchios to our President; Jack's thinking about taking the training wheels off his older son's bike. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Stoner rabbits; Minimum wage hike is hitting Bay Area businesses hard; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Vincent bought $40 in Girl Scout cookies; Marshall gambled and went to the dump; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - When does unrefrigerated pizza go bad?; Marshall's News. 4 - Eric Holder pretty much said "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" did not happen in Ferguson, MO.
H2 7 AM - 1 - CA assemblyman Rocky Chavez talks running for senator. 2 - Jack ate 3 pieces of day old pizza for breakfast this morning; RIP Onyx; More Ferguson stuff; The unholy triangle of politics. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Chris Farley would order like 12 things when he went out to dinner; Joe activates his glutes like Tiger LIVE on the air!
H3 8 AM - 1 - Weekly Standard reporter Daniel Harper talks about Hillary's top-paid employees at the Clinton Foundation are men and the latest in her email scandal. 2 - The world premiere of the Q&A Buffet featuring Positive Sean and Vincent Nicholas. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More on Holder and Ferguson.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Joe is wearing maximalist running shoes; Late COW; . 2 - Daily Show writer Paul Mecurio talks about working on The Daily Show and stand-up comedy. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - There was an election in Los Angeles; We're an apathetic people; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Vincent got "Friendzoned"; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Whistleblower MailBag.
H2 7 AM - 1 - Hillary's email fiasco continues; Al Gore in 2016?; Lindsey Graham don't do email. 2 - Jack took the training wheels off his son's bicycle to celebrate his 5th birthday. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - 2016 stuff.
H3 8 AM - 1 - A frat did a racist chant and got suspended; Black kid shot and killed by white cop in Wisconsin; Minimum wage rant. 2 - CBS News technology analyst Larry Magid talks with us about what to expect from the Apple Watch launch event today. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Hitler, Putin, and Lord Voldemort; Keystone Pipeline stuff; Shocking Obamacare statistic.
H4 9 AM - 1 - New Mexico high school goes with communist theme for their prom; ABC News correspondent reports on a group that wants to get a woman on the $20 bill; So is it horse-sized ducks or duck-sized horses?. 2 - . 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The Toddler Wage Gap; The Los Angeles Chargers of Carson; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Vincent updates Jack and Joe on all the hot new vernacular; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The Final Word on duck-sized horses versus a horse-sized duck; A bunch of GOP senators wrote a letter to Iran about the whole nuke deal.
H2 7 AM - 1 - The Apple Watch thingy; 47 republican senators wrote a letter to Iran about the nuke deal. 2 - More on that letter to Iran; Madonna has a new album out for some reason about being up in da club. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Video of Boston terror bombing; Where are all the fighters in ISIS coming from?
H3 8 AM - 1 - ABC News correspondent Ali Weinberg is in Washington reporting on the letter those 47 senators wrote to Iran. 2 - Jack talks about having an "out-of-body" experience in regards to alcohol while in Russia 7 years ago. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Gun ownership is at an all-time low, but gun sales are up.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Bachelor finale; What's up with women who have no desire for male counterparts?. 2 - Free speech on college campuses stories; Joe talks judging high school debates. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Does praise from parents nurture narcissism?; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - People At The Bar At 10:01 AM On A Tuesday Morning Aren't Interested In Politics; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Hillary talked about her email controversy at the UN.
H2 7 AM - 1 - More Hillary stuff; Repub senators' letter to Iran controversy also continues. 2 - Living for 500 years; Our Obamacare lawyer Craig Gottwals talks the latest in Obamacare foibles with us; Just don't pay your medical bills for 180 days and they'll go away!. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More on the optics, aesthetics, and stagecraft of Hillary's press conference on her emails.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Bobbi Kristina's "boyfriend" is gonna be on Dr Phil; Utah is bringing back the firing squad; Fake Apple watches are on sale in China; Social security checks going to fake beneficiaries are in abundance. 2 - Weapons to Kiev; 7 common dishwasher-loading mistakes that may surprise you. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More Hillary emails stuff.
H4 9 AM - 1 - VA whistleblower intimidation stuff; Free speech (or lack thereof) on college campus stuff?. 2 - What Your State Is Good At, And What It's Lame At. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Peeps-flavored milk; More on states n stuff; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Compared to previous years, how much more or less are you looking forward to spring this year?; NFL players are retiring younger and younger.
H2 7 AM - 1 - Christina Sandefur (aka Tim the Lawyer's wifey) comes on to update us on her effort to advance the Right to Try. 2 - Joe thought he lost his favorite spoon that he's been eating from for 15 years; More people died last year from legal drugs than were murdered. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - So who is that frosh senator that organized that letter to Iran?; Hillary may not have to debate any dem prez candidates.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Jack's son peed in front of a prospective babysitter; Half the people in India go to the bathroom in the open; How did this whole Hillary email scandal start?. 2 - KMOX Radio in St Louis reporter Brett Blume is in Ferguson, MO reporting on 2 cops being shot; 80% of office gossip is true. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Susan Crabtree from the Washington Examiner reports on 2 secret service agents crashing their car into White House barricades.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Sprayable Sleep" is a thing; 13 Reasons You're Sleep-Deprived. 2 - More on sleep deprivation; Joe wants to wear his hair like Judge Andrew Napolitano. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Vegetarians are only like 5% of the population; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - NFL football is on trial.
H2 7 AM - 1 - Starbucks baristas are gonna talk to you about race for some reason; . 2 - $99 genetic DNA tests. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - ABC News correspondent Ali Weinberg reports on congressman Aaron Schock resigning over questionable spending.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Can we get our privacy back?. 2 - Tim Carney from the Washington Examiner talks Trump and other 2016 stuff with us. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Mitt Romney versus Evander Holyfield; 3 people killed in Stockton drive-by shooting; Elton John is mad at Dolce & Gabbana or something.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Should we feel sad for "The Price Is Right" contestants?; The lawsuit that could end youth football. 2 - More on Starbucks baristas talking about race with their customers; Federal building that went green meant people had to go to the bathroom on the 7th floor. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The gays and St Patrick's Day; IE is dead; Madonna talked dating younger dudes; Luxury flights; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - 21 Things You'll Miss About Living With Your College Friends; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The president of Egypt has 5 full-time food tasters; More on Starbucks and race.
H2 7 AM - 1 - Barack Obama, Corporate Shill. 2 - Aaron Schock's dad says Aaron is not gay; 15 Baby Names About to Disappear. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Washington Examiner's Susan Crabtree reports on the erased Secret Service tapes.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Something called Slack may replace email. 2 - Greg Lukianoff, President of the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education, talks with us about the lack of free speeches on college campuses. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - How To Talk Like A Boss.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Justin Bieber and Madonna were on Ellen playing "Never Have I Ever" for some reason; A moral question from legendary economist Adam Smith. 2 - Should voting be mandatory?. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Los Angeles fast food ban has failed miserably; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Jack's mad about the March Madness; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Even though Obama declared the Afghanistan war over, the same number of troops will remain there; Hillary leads over dems and repubs.
H2 7 AM - 1 - Joe went to his Vietnamese barber and she cut off his sideburns; Monica Lewinsky gave a TED talk about shame and bullying. 2 - "Lizard Soldiers of the Third Reich"; Putin is up to stuff that no one is paying attention to. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Starbucks bought an 8 page ad in USA Today about their "Race Together" thing.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Cops keeping cash from traffic stops even though the driver is found not guilty. 2 - Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner reports on Amtrak losing $214 million while doling out $11 million in bonuses; The science behind rooting for underdogs. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Men like a nice back to buttock curve; "Empire" is the hot new TV show.
H4 9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Clearance Rack; CBS News military analyst talks Putin and ISIS with us. 2 - Section 8 causes huge surge in apartment rental prices. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - This show don't fit in no box; Final Thoughts.
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H1 6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Co-pilot crashed that Germanwings flight on purpose.
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H2 7 AM - 1 - Inmates at San Francisco Jail Say Deputies Forced Them to Fight "Gladiator Style"; Ted Cruz would be our first hispanic prez but no one is mentioning that. 2 - The Vallejo kidnap hoax thing just gets wackier. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - "Trust Me, I'm Lying" book; Air marshalls know how to party.
H3 8 AM - 1 - Alcohol is going to start listing nutrition stuff on their labels; DEA sex parties. 2 - ABC News correspondent Scott Goldberg. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Monsanto lobbyist says Roundup is safe but then refuses to drink it when offered a cup by a reporter.
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